Not one. Not two. Not three. Not four. Not five. Not six. Not seven.
But zero. For now, at least, order is restored, arrogance is not rewarded, the villain has been slain, and Cleveland can find some solace.
It sure feels good. The real question is who will win first - LeBron or Tiger Woods?
My money is on 24 to 1 longshot Dan Gilbert. (I mean, he wrote it in comic sans so he must have been serious, right?)
UPDATE: Wow. Just, wow. What a class act.