NFL Playoffs: Conference Championship Picks

Packers vs. Bears
Who Wins? Packers, 38-21
Why? Because Aaron Rodgers > Jay Cutler. It's science.
Don't be surprised if... Devin Hester is responsible for 100% of the Bears' points.

Jets vs. Steelers
Who Wins? Jets, 24-23
Why? Because they are the [Tenacious D] Pick of Destiny.
Don't be surprised if... James Harrison kills somebody. Like, literally actually kills somebody.