Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Fantasy Football: Week 10

It was a wild week, during which we saw the last remaining undefeated team fall. The races for Coach Boone's Dictatorship and Rod Tidwell's money are heating up, while the reces in Chuck Downfield's Dad's Socks and Shane Falco's Sentinels may be over.

Carolina Sex Panthers (6-4) def. The Backside Georges (9-1), 95-46
Byes finally caught up to our formerly only undefeated team left. Missing a QB, TE, and DEF, The Backside Georges mustered a season-low 46 points. Matt Ryan of Carolina Sex Panthers led all with 24.

Bleeding Nipples (6-3-1) def. NorthEastGrapepicker (0-9-1) 136-18
This one was ugly. About as ugly as you'd expect a 118 point rout to be. Dwayne Bowe had 30, which would have been enough to win alone. Gronkowski went off with 25, and Brendan Lloyd had 21.

Market St. Marauders (2-7-1) tie SlapBetCommissioner (3-6-1), 63-63
This matchup was a real nailbiter. Going into Monday Night Football, SlapBetCommissioner needed 6 points from Heath Miller for the tie, 7 for the win. Miller managed 6, and this game ended in a deadlock. Market St. Marauders was saved by a 23 point performance from Mark Sanchez. Mario Manningham had 25 for SlapBet Commissioner.

Armchair Quarterback (7-3) def. bitchesaintshit (3-7) 77-65

bitchesaintshit's entire scoring essentially consisted of Tom Brady (32) and Maurice Jones-Drew (24). Armchair Quarterback started JON KITNA and got 23 points from him. Seriously, WTF.

Petey Jones. RB. (8-2) def. Hocus Pocus (5-4-1), 116-94
Can anybody stop Petey Jones. RB's tear? This game was a high scoring affair. Petey Jones. RB. got a solid all-around performance, with only 3 players in single digits. Hocus Pocus had 2 players at 20+ points, but didn't get enough help from the supporting cast. 

Captain Insano (4-6 ) def. Shut Up Meg (6-4), 79-50
Shut Up Meg's offensive struggles continue. Inconsistant RB play is proving to be a liability, as LaGarrette Blount had 15 but Cedric Benson had only 1. Captain Insano had 27 from Kyle Orton and 16 from Dez Bryant.

MonStars (7-3) def. TwoDat (4-4-2), 94-87
MonStars reclaimed the division lead with a win over TwoDat behind great RB play (30 points total). TwoDat got 24 from David Garrard but 0's from Jacoby Jones and Jason Witten were the difference.

vick's pooch kick (5-4-1) def. Nick (1-9), 91-60Nick has secured a place as one of the most irrelevant teams in the league with yet another blowout loss. vick's pooch kick got excellent WR play, with a combined 39 from Santonio Holmes, Jeremy Maclin, and Michael Crabtree.
**Special Awards**

Highest Scoring Team: Bleeding Nipples with 136. That's scary good. 
Lowest Scoring Team: NorthEastGrapepicker with 18. Ugh...
Best Player: bitchesaintshit's Tom Brady, the most perfect human being in the world, with 32.
Worst Player: Vick's Pooch Kick's KC DEF with -4. Against Denver???
Best Matchup: Market St. Marauders (63) vs. SlapBet Commissioner (63). It was too close to call!
Worst Decision: NorthEastGrapepicker, for even showing up.

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