Fantasy Football: Week 7

The battles for division leads continue. There's a 3 way tie between Shut Up Meg, Carolina Sex panther, and MonStars in Coach Boone's Dictatorship. Petey Jones. RB. has a slim one-game lead in Rod Tidwell's money, while Bleeding Nipples and The Backside Georges enjoy comfortable leads - for now.

The Backside Georges (7-0) def. bitchesaintshit (2-5), 66-38

The Backside Georges can't be touched. Despite scoring only 66 points, the only undefeated team in the league kept on rolling. It certainly helped that bitchesaintshit posted a depressing tally of 38. Thomas Jones had 18 for The Backside Georges and MJD put up 17 for bitchesaintshit

 
Bleeding Nipples (4-3) def. Carolina Sex Panther (5-2), 122-111

What a matchup this was. There were 5 players who scored 20+ points: Eli Manning (22), Hakeem Nicks (22), and Dwayne Bowe (20) for Bleeding Nipples, and Matt Ryan (23) and Washington defense (26) for Carolina Sex Panther. In the end, the difference came at WR. Bleeding Nipples got 46 from his wideouts, while Carolina Sex Panther only had 27 at the WR position.

 
Market St. Marauders (2-5) def. NorthEastGrapepicker (0-6-1), 99-45
Market St. Marauders got a much-needed win in this lopsided affair. AP had 23 points and Jordan Shipley (really? Jordan Shipley???) put up 19. Despite favorable matchups for NorthEastGrapepicker's RBs, the two running backs managed only 2 points.

Armchair Quarterback (5-2) def. Hocus Pocus (3-3-1), 76-64 
Armchair Quarterback gets away with starting 2 players on a bye because Darren McFadden was everyone's daddy this week. McFadden had 43.

Petey Jones. RB. (6-1) def. SlapBet Commissioner (1-6), 97-56

SlapBet Commissioner, always seemingly in the game in the "projected points" category, continues running into high scoring teams. Roddy White had a casual 31 for Petey Jones. RB. and Josh Freeman put up 16. One bright spot for SlapBet Commissioner: Knowshon Moreno is back, and put up 20 points. 


Shut Up Meg (5-2) def. Nick (1-6), 91-47 It was a rather routine win for Shut Up Meg over Nick, whose struggles continue. Lee Evans led all with 28 points. Nick got some good play from the WRs, but 0 from the RB position was too much to overcome. 


MonStars (5-2) def. Vick's Pooch Kick (3-4), 98-51
The battle at QB says it all. Carson Palmer had 28 points for MonStarts. Max Hall had -4 for Vick's Pooch Kick. Game over. '


TwoDat (2-3-2) def. Captain Insano (23-4), 117-96
TwoDat went off this week, with all but 2 players in double digits including 26 from Michael Turner. Still, I'm not sure how Captain Insano managed to lose. Kenny Britt had 40 and Dez Bryant scored 23.


**Special Awards**

Highest Scoring Team: Bleeding Nipples with 122. Can probably thank the Cowboy's D for that. 
Lowest Scoring Team: bitchesaintshit with 38. No comment. 
Best Player: Armchair Quarterback's Darren McFadden with 43. Wowzah. 
Worst Player: Vick's Pooch Kick's Max Hall with -4. As an general rule, never start a Cardinals QB. Ever. 
Best Matchup: Bleeding Nipples (122) vs. Carolina Sex Panther (111). A slugfest. 
Worst Decision: Hocus Pocus starting Tony Romo (5) over Ryan Fitzpatrick (28). Come on, we all saw that coming.