Many of you are counting down the minutes until Thursday at 9 p.m, when The LeBron James Three Ring Circus shows off its final act.
But wait no more. A source who wished to remain anonymous and definitely isn't made up has reported that Jackie Moon, owner of the Flint Tropics, has offered LeBron James an unprecedented infinity-billion dollar deal.
According to our source, LeBron has accepted the deal, and "cannot wait to perfect the newly invented alley-oop with Clarance 'Coffee Black/Sugar Dunkerton/Downtown Funky Stuff Malone' Withers."
This move virtually guarantees that the Flint Tropics will finish above 4th-place.
"Love Me Sexy," indeed.