Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Twist: LeBron to Flint

Many of you are counting down the minutes until Thursday at 9 p.m, when The LeBron James Three Ring Circus shows off its final act.

But wait no more. A source who wished to remain anonymous and definitely isn't made up has reported that Jackie Moon, owner of the Flint Tropics, has offered LeBron James an unprecedented infinity-billion dollar deal.

According to our source, LeBron has accepted the deal, and "cannot wait to perfect the newly invented alley-oop with Clarance 'Coffee Black/Sugar Dunkerton/Downtown Funky Stuff Malone' Withers."

This move virtually guarantees that the Flint Tropics will finish above 4th-place.

"Love Me Sexy," indeed.
Posted by Gordon Bombay at 1:02 PM
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 8, 2010 at 1:53 AM

    Though you choose to make fun of the hype by mocking it, I find just observing the hype is joke enough. Check out this gem.

    http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/the_lebron-o-meter_no_bosh_bas.html#incart_hbx

    Yes, the word "mondo" was used in the article - like forrealsies.

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  2. Gordon BombayJuly 8, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    Ha ha great stuff. I can't wait until this is all over.

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